iguessthatscool: fytheoffice: in the wild, there is no health care. in the wild, health care is, ‘ow, i hurt my leg. i can’t run. a lion eats me, and i’m dead.’ well, i’m not dead. i’m the lion. you’re dead. Dwight FTW.

iguessthatscool:

fytheoffice:

in the wild, there is no health care. in the wild, health care is, ‘ow, i hurt my leg. i can’t run. a lion eats me, and i’m dead.’
well, i’m not dead. i’m the lion.
you’re dead.
Dwight FTW.